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~As performed by the Network Clear-Tones, of old~
Phase 1
(sung to the tune of Hanky Panky)
Phase 1, stuck in the past
Sacrum, occiput... Clear out's a blast!
When short leg is there
A notch will help clear.
Legs are the same,
Double notch is the game.
Phase 1, stuck in the past
Sacrum, occiput, Clear out's a Blast!
Phase 2
(Sung to the tune of La Bamba)
(Badabadabada) Phase 2, C1 or C5
With Cervical Syndrome, you can watch those feet jive!
Check for the vector,
Torque will be first.
An anterior contact will make the flare burst.
(Badabadabada) Phase 2, C1 or C5,
With Cervical Syndrome, you can watch those feet
jive!
Phase 3
(Sung to The Twist)
Come on baby, let's do the twist!
Anterior sacrum and swayed ilium list.
When tro-chan-ter is real,
An early leg cross-over you'll feel.
One, two, phase three! One, two, phase three!
Come on baby, let's do the twist!
Make sure phase one contact hasn't been missed!
One, two, phase three! One, two, phase three!
Phase 4
(As sung to the tune of Hi Ho, Hi Ho)
I'm fine, I'm fine,
Until you check my spine!
C2 won't show
I refuse to grow...
(But still) I'm fine, I'm fine.
Just check my feet,
You'll see that they may not meet.
If I turn my head,
The "Z flick" is read.
You've positively got to find
Phase 4, phase 4...
I'm fine, I'm fine!
Phase 5
(Sung to the tune of I Can't Get No Satisfaction)
I can't get no satisfaction,
If I have a phase 5 reaction!
Old abuse, or confrontation
Double ended spinal subluxation!
I can't get no ............. Yea, yea, yea.
C2-apex is easy to call,
When phase 3 or phase 4 doesn't make the haul.
C5 and coccyx is the scene,
When prone cervical spine turns real mean!
I can't get no ............. Yea, yea, yea.
I can't get no satisfaction,
Until I clear the phase 5 infraction!
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